Woke up with my dad screaming in my face. "wheres the eclipse marc. lets go pick it up!!" i was like "Dad we left it at the shop for the new mechanics to check it out today." and he was like "well I need to get my signs out of the car" and i was like "zzzzzzz" hahahaha and he was like "help me clean up the garage.... MOVE YOUR CAR!!" and I was like "arghhhhh alright"
so I get out of bed stumbling. I was still sleepy as fuckkk holding onto the railing of the stairs and walking my ass down. I drive the spyder out of the garage and my dad keeps yelling at me and instructing me to find stuff for him. I was irritated and needed to eat and shit... so I did. :D I took a long ass shit in the bathroom. only because I was reading interesting stuff about sex and stuff in the cosmopolitan magazine hahaha. OHHHH and we just got some Elle magazine today with miley cyrus on the front cover.
Her picture was kinda icky. I only liked like one of them..
buhhhh anyways today was my sisters bday party... I cleaned up the oil spills in the garage so that people can get their ping pong on safley :D or beer pong :D hahaha
besides the drama that happened before the party heres what some peopple missed out on :D
The Party: Im sorry for the poor videos. I had some drank :D hahahah
sooo party.. welll it came off chill and stuff everyone eating spaghetti and fried chicken just how they do at Jollibee hahah :D. thats how we do hahah "22 what it do" haha that was the theme for tonight hahaha my sister is stupid. buh yea ummm it was chill everyone ate then started getting they sip on... haha it was comedy I had to bust out missions to get michael melissa and axl drank haha. they all thought i was drinking that shit and that i was lieing pshhhhh whatever. buh heyyyy i took a shot of petrone with some salt and lemon for my sister's bday. she took that shot with me. it felt nice like brother and sister kinda shit... like Awwww cute stuff kinda moment haha :D love my sister buh yea i took a shot of that petrone and i was zoning. blame it on the a a a a a alcohol. jk :D haha then robin and then finished making my drinks for axl and michael and melissa.
Beer pong: was crazy. I cant believe me and melissa kept up with michael and axl.. we were horrible. there was a time where we didnt hit shit hahaha. like we went through a fucking drought or something. :D fuck me and melissa lost though and i drank.. i think i did... i think i drank most of the beer that axl and michael made haha. they had two and we had one. pretty close buh whatever. :D
Stripper!!! by this time everyone had some drinks and was buzzed sooo everything was funn hahaha. mannnn that sounds super bad. buh yea my sister paid for a stripper to party with us.. Dayyyyummmm she was sooo fucking fine I woulda been super hard if i was my sister. My sister got like all these moves put on her. it was sexy buh man what the fuck man thats my sister hahaha everyone kept telling me "dooooode thats your sister" and i was like "dude thats my sister!!!!" hahah my mom was like super pissed.... especially when the stripper pulled my sisters shorts down a bit and put whoop cream on each cheek then down her butt cheeks and started licking it off her cheeks ommmmgggg :o hahahah RAWWWWWWW!!!! dre and jp shuai fady carmen and irwizzle saw. that shit was rawwww haha my mom stopped it right there. buh the show continued and there was like some other shit. she took off her titie holster and her panty and started grinding up on my sister. omffff crazy and raww man that shit was OMG :o wow
Like everyone was saying "thats your sister" hahahahah
AFterwards: dancing, jerking celebrating with cake and rap session :D
Ohhh yeaaa by the way. after the dancing the jerking and celebrating. me michael and axl layed out on my driveway looked up at the stars and took turns rolling over each other hahahah
OHHH yea and this was my dad laying on the ground cuz he said that it was cooler. me and my sister found him like this when we finished our party supply run :D
tonight was one hell of a night :D
Ohh yea me and axl had a shot of yager together :D good shit nigga :)
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Morning: I woke up with my mom flashing money in my face and mumbling. Well she wasn't mumbling I just couldn't understand her when I had just woke up. She was saying something about taking the car to get it steam cleaned and that shes late for work...heres the money. I said "What?" and my mom was like "get up and take the cars to that car wash place so they can clean my engine." I was like "alright.. (half asleep still)... whats that?" and my mom replied saying "thats the 100 dollars.. You said you wanted to clean your engine too right?" and I was like "yeah" and she was like "okay here go and get it done I have to go to work" and I was like "aight" and then i loooked at the time, 7:45 am, and laid myself back in bed.
I woke up again like 5 minutes later to my mom again. "here here get the keys I'm late already." Im thinking in my head omg fuckkkkk! and then I get out of bed super half a sleep. making sure that im holding onto the stair rails just in case I fall. I walk down the stairs and go outside to watch my mom leave so I can park her eclipse inside the garage that way its not soo hot when I drive it later. soooo thats what I do. When my mom moves the mercedes out of the way I drive the eclipse inside the garage. Park it. then close the garage and hit the bed again...
I wake up at like 8:30 thinking its already late morning like 10 or 11. but its only 8:30am. haha sooo im like fuck i need to get up buh im tired...... so I decide to lay in bed longer till 9am...
9am hits and im still fucking tired. :( fuck it I said and I got up. I was thinking about running cuz thats what I was planning ever since last night. BUT I was tired and said fuckkk it. imma just do the carwash thing. FUCK it... sooo Failed morning runn today hahaha :D
soo when I finished eating my Kix cereal and milk I hit up axl instantly after he texts me goodmorning saying eyyy get ready and comeover. hhahaha and hes like for what? and I told him that I need him to drive my car while I drive my moms car to the car wash so I can get them both done at the same time. "kill two birds with one stone" haughhhhhh!!! sooo yea he agrees and decides to roll through and ends up ringing the doorbell right when I get out of the shower. hahah no homo I answer the door with a towel rapped around my dick and testes.
I get ready then we head out.
Car Wash: Was very interesting... I went to a 100% hand car wash.... what the fuck are machines spraying soap and shit on my car for.... thought this shit was hand washed. whatever its like reading those juice containers that say 100% juice when it isnt. dammmm thinking about how they say its 100% juice and it really isnt makes me think "what the fuck am I drinking when im drinking beverages that say "only contains 5% juice" WOW :o what the fuck? yeaa soooo interesting? yeeeeee yeee
sooo yea we roll up and im thinking 30 bucks for the steam engine clean. cuz thats what it says on the mother fucking signn BITCHHH!!! for some reason it came out to fucking 100 mofucking dollas. the fuCKKKKK I specifically told the guy that I came for the steam engine special the 30 bucks one and he was like is it for mechanical? and I was like yesssssss. (the guy didnt speak very good english..) soo yea umm he was like thatll be 70 dollas I was like it says 30 and he was like "for the top buh u need the bottom done too and thatll be another 30" I was like wow!!!!! I dont have enough then cuz I wanted to do that car also and I point to the spyder. Hes like oHhHHH Ohhh kay well do both for 100 and I was like aight.... FUCKKK I still got hustled thoughhhh fucking beaners!
my moms car getting her engine clean on :D
My car waiting its turn :]
sooo yeaaaa me and axl are now stuck there and waiting just like the cars. waiting for their engine cleaning and their shower. We find this old school arcade inside the car wash building and axl just keeps pressing buttons cuz hes trying to imagine that hes playing then all of a sudden a miracle happens. He gets a free game of Mrs. Pacman. :D
unfortunately nothing lasts forever and the game is over ughhh sigh boredom sinks in. and then I find this picture interesting as I walk around...
I think its interesting how it says "very Mexican." Like when I saw this I was super convinced that this was a Mexican made snack. Others would say authentico mexicana or mexicano buhhh thats just obvious that its honky cuz only honkyes would say that. so when I saw this I knew it was mexican..
Then axl started curing his boredom with taking pictres with the different settings on my camera.
1st one
2nd one
sooo super boredom continues to depress us. then we see a sign that says "ask for a color sheet and get a lollipop after coloring it" sooo me and axl get a coloring sheet from the lady behind the counter haha. Axl was like we have all the time in the world. fuck it we get a free lollipop and I was like true that. hahah
Axl gets the cute turtle and I get the clown :(
so here we are we start coloring then the cars start rolling in through the was :D
my moms car is first :]
they have a pink and green soap shit. WTF!
ooooof my car :D
FINALLY WERE FINISHED!!
Holding up our artwork with pride :D
FUcking lame asss fuck hahah
dgaf we were fucking bored as fuck
soo yea we finished our work of arts and got our lollipop. axl said mine tasted like medicine and that his was bomb. I didn't try his cuz I dont know I was more interested in checking on the quality that they did on the cars. sooo after the car wash we dropped off the eclipse at sears autocenter then me and axl rode baack to my house in the MR2 and axl drove home.
Choir Practice: me and michael honestly did not want to go. buh fuckkk we were already there in the parking lot and sophie appeared haha. so we were like fuck it. and we went.. it was pretty boring practice cuz they mostly practiced some new mass parts song sooo we didn't get much action :( awwww well watever at least we were there for the jesus and thats all that matters :]
After choir me kaiza and michael get into his corolla and michael wants to go to nubi sooo thats where we goo haha
NUBI Dayuuuuum this is my first time in nubi. :D yeeeeyaaaa finally I get to say ive gone there. :D initially michael just wanted to go so that he can get some stickers. like the nubi stickers that like everyone has. :D buh yea I wanted to go to get some frozen yogurt. :D mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmm sooo yea we get there via side streets cuz michael did not want to take the freeway. Here we are at nubis and us being poor broke ass mother fuckers.. well me and kaiza start sampling all the yogurts haha eating as much as we can with the sampler containers. omfff i swear i can do that all day hahaha. then michael finally decides to make a cup of frozen yogurt after he has seen enough of me and kaiza flocking around eating frozen yogurt samples hahaha. so yea it came up to around 5 bucks. pretty expensive to me buh michael spotted us :D thanks michael :D. soo we get this paradise something yogurt and i think blueberry... hmmm with mango jelly and mochi... super bomby :D I mmmm mmm loved it :D haha. it was crazy we spent five bucks and someone spent 19 dollas on a 50 oz mother fucker. OMG wow buh yea it was bomby and it was gone in seconds :D
then after nubi we went and chilled at the park
kaiza thinks that the smog in this picture are clouds hahaha
Afterwards: AFterwards we went and dropped off kaiza then headed back to michaels. there I watched this part of the "hangover" where one of the characters talks about blood brothers and wolfpackk and cuts his hand. hahaha wow what a dumbasss haha. then axl hits me up saying that they are making the pazookie so me and michael dip over to axls house.
Axl's casa bonita: At axl's house we meet up with mariah and dre who have already been there with axl. we Chill in axls room then go down stairs and eat the pazookie up. omffff :D dre makes retarded as slices and we each get like a bunch of cookie with little ice cream. WEAKKKK.... but over all BOMB. WE all took our last bite at the same time no homo cuz mariah was there too. :D yay :D then dre told me about his dre and how he punched me in it cuz i was sipping my water and it annoyed him hahah what the fuck? ughhhh then we started talking honky hahaha then me and michael had to go. I had to bring him to salo salo so he can eat with his fam and then go home cuz my mom called me and asked about the car. I had to go home and pick her up and bring her to the shop to go pick up her car. sooo thats what i did
I left axls. took michael to salo salo then drove home picked up my mom and went to sears auto center. Mannn we didnt even pick up the car we left it there for the new mechanics tomorrow to check it out. :] then on the way back me and my mom fight over some stupid shit. she pissed me off saying that I ask for too much money and that im wasting soo much when she doesnt even really seee what I do to save them money. sooo it made me sad inside to hear her bitch about how I dont care and shit and that all i do is spend money and that I get everything I want. WOW!!!! she sounds stupid asss fuck. sooo that shit just pissed me off and hurt my feelings cuz I dont get everything that I want. And I do try to save as much money for them as possible. im always trying to find the cheapest deal for them buh they just never really see it. and thats what makes me sad......
so I change my clothes and start walking to axls house.
as im walking im sooo fucking pissed... im calling axl, dre they dont pick up.... i continue to walk and im frustrated.... they havnt picked up my calls. soooo i text them.... no text back.. the only one texting me back for a while is derek hahaha soo i keep walking. Im like well if anything whatever. hahaha i was soo pissed i didnt care about my own safety i was ready to take on an eggot if he jumped me. Believe me i was PUMPED hahaha. :D buh yea umm i kept walking till finally dre hit me up while i was walking on dracea towards nason.
I eventually walk all the way from my house up to carls jr. off moreno beach where i meet up the gang. haughhhhhhhhhhh!!!! dre and mariah had already ordered there sandwhiches. Dre gets the OG... two spicy chicken sandwhiches and mariah gets a famous star? dk buh it was good. then me and axl are all left out staring as they eat. hahah jk not really but it felt like it for me. then dre offered to give us a dollar so that we can get some grub. then mariah offered and it was like perfect for me and axl to acutally eat with them haha. all in all haughhhh we had around three dollars and bought a spicy chicken for each and 1 six piece chicken stars :] yeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa. me and axl hounded that shit up in our mouths :D then we each took a slice of jalepeno and ate it straight by itself. hahah
dre was dying and pleading beggin for something to drink. i get some powerade with mariahs drink and axl gets dre some coke. hhaha dres mouth was on fire it was funny. The girl that workd there said that me and dre look alike. wow. hahah i was like "we get that alot thanks" haughhhh ohhh i saw her name it was cathy :D hahaha
I was ordering with axl the food and stuff and she was like ill be right with you or something like that and i read her name tag and was like "alright then... pause looks at her name tag..... CATHY" haughhhhhhh
man carls was honky we was bustin honky shit up tha assss nigga.
then we brought dre home then mariah home after a honky asss night at carls. then axl drove back to his house watched an episode of two and a half men and then axl brought me home :]
Currently 18 attending classes at rcc while working a part-time job at round table pizza :)
passionate about cars, music, and God.
Aspiring Nutritionist :)
